Invention by Design

How to Make a Memorable Toast

With weddings and reunions to be expected for the rest for your life, chances are you'll have an occasion to raise a glass and say a few words in support of a friend or relative. Try these tips for a moving tribute.

SOMETHING BORROWED

Jump-start your speech with a quote: Check out www.quotationspage.com for modern sayings and www.bartleby.com for some classics. Test your pick by reading it to classmates or friends — if it takes more than a few seconds for them to comprehend, it's not working. Remember you will look good by making them look good.

A TOAST IS NOT A ROAST

To create a winning moment, keep your anecdotes or stories strictly G - or PG-rated. Remember Chris Rock’s grandmother rule. Stay positive — and steer clear of touchy topics like previous marriages or STDs. Instead, focus on anecdotes that al guests will enjoy hearing, like the honoree's first making your acquaintance or a sweet grade-school memory, or something that impressed you about their character.

WRITE IT DOWN-AND THEN TUCK IT AWAY

Practice, practice, practice, and on the special day, jot down only your major points on note cards; reading line for line might cause you to fumble if you accidentally skip a word.

But print out your whole speech on high-quality bond paper to present to your friend afterward. That way, no matter how the toast comes out, your esteemed subject will know what you really wanted to say.

Source: JANE NUSSBAUM